Texas and Blondes............

[Wayne in BC]

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became
aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to
come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing
behind her picked her up easily by the waist
and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the
would-be Samaritan
and yelled,
'How dare you touch my body!
I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled,
'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends.'

 

[Paul (AR)]

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[George-CT]

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[Kelley (Texas)]

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[Sunny]

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[Bayrat76]

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[TexasCharley]

This ain't a dumb-blond joke, it's a dumb-blond fact. This past week, here in Seguin, a private-ambulance driver was passing a convenience store when he saw a guy inside wearing a ski mask--in August, when we've had over 50 consecutive days of 100 to 100+ temps. He figured that was sort of strange, so he turned around to have a look. The guy came rushing out of the store, jerking his mask off as he did so. The driver got a good look at his face. He began to follow the car, reporting its license number & location to the police via cell phone. He followed it until it stopped at a gas station. The police showed up, grabbed the guy the driver identified, & found the ski mask, a toy plastic gun, & a wad of money in the door pocket. About that time another guy came out of the restroom and said "I was driving." They're brothers. Both are blond. It runs in the family.