Craig in Alabama
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The Pope is visiting DC, and Palin takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac. They're admiring the sights when, all of a sudden, the Pope's hat blows off his head and out into the water. Secret service guys start to launch a boat, but Palin waves them off, saying "Wait, wait. I'll take care of this. Don't worry."
Palin steps onto the surface of the water and walks out to the Holy Father's little hat, bends
over and picks it up, then walks back. She hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.
The next morning, the Washington Post, NY Times,
ABC News, CBS News, NBC
News, and CNN carry a story, complete with photos
of the event. The
banner headline reads: "Palin Can't Swim!"
Palin steps onto the surface of the water and walks out to the Holy Father's little hat, bends
over and picks it up, then walks back. She hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.
The next morning, the Washington Post, NY Times,
ABC News, CBS News, NBC
News, and CNN carry a story, complete with photos
of the event. The
banner headline reads: "Palin Can't Swim!"