Survivor ............. maybe ! Add your own ........

[Tom in Victoria]

OK, this is a Western "Canadian" thing but you can readily change all place names & political stuff to US equivalents. Had to pass this one on; reckon we share some thoughts on the state of our continent !


Now I have absolutely no interest or time for reality TV shows like "Survivor" and their ilk, but you might get a kick out of this announcement.

"Survivor - Alberta Style"

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Alberta is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Alberta Style"

The contestants will start in Cold Lake, travel south to Medicine Hat then west to Lethbridge, Fort McLeod and on up to Calgary. Then they will head north to Red Deer and Edmonton. From there they will proceed west to Hinton and north to Grande Prairie, then up along Highway #2 to Slave Lake, Westlock and St. Albert. Then they will go to Ft. Saskatchewan, Vegreville, Vermillion and Bonnyville before eventually returning to Cold Lake.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with Ontario licence plates and a large bumper sticker that reads "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, Beer is harmful to your health, Conservatives stink, Rae in 2008, Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one that makes it back to Cold Lake alive, wins.

Good Luck to all contestants.

 

[DC/Id]

Just make a post bad mouthing ANY metal detector, call relic hunting "Plundering History", inform us that fried chicken is murder, say the Cajun food makes you gag, talk up the virtues of the Democratic candidates, call for a ban on concealed carry, encourage turning over finds to "Government regulated archeologists", give us details of you recent date with Jane Fonda, or just announce your upcoming sex-change opperation. Then post your name and adress along with GPS coordinents. Live through that and you win!!
DC

 

[Tom in Victoria]

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[Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska]

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