montereymacgyver
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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the Mississippi Redneck Special Forces (MRSF)
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opens Friday.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt .
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Saturday..........
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opens Friday.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt .
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Saturday..........