My neighbors are mighty strange. All they do is sit on their porch lookin in this direction. I first noticed them staring, as I walked onto the hiway in front of my house with my twelve foot bullwhip to chase the chickens back into the yard. As I was wearin shorts, I thought maybe they were admirin my legs.
A side note: In the summer I wear cutoff sweats with nuthin underneath.
The second time I caught em starin, was when I took that sack of feed out to the pigs. I was bein lazy and instead of going through the gate to fill the hopper, I just hefted the sack up and over the fence. Well sir, with all that stretchin and strainin, them shorts went right to my ankles. Yup. It was almost plum embarassin; especially when I heard him tell her "Look at that kook." and her answer "What you think he's got in mind fer them pigs, once he gets done feedin em?"
Jess
A side note: In the summer I wear cutoff sweats with nuthin underneath.
The second time I caught em starin, was when I took that sack of feed out to the pigs. I was bein lazy and instead of going through the gate to fill the hopper, I just hefted the sack up and over the fence. Well sir, with all that stretchin and strainin, them shorts went right to my ankles. Yup. It was almost plum embarassin; especially when I heard him tell her "Look at that kook." and her answer "What you think he's got in mind fer them pigs, once he gets done feedin em?"
Jess
