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Two female crabs were talking on some rocks when they spied a male crab walking straight down the beach. One of the female crabs said he is special. I need to marry him!!. So she went and asked him for his hand in marriage. He agreed and they got married right away. The next morning when they woke up she said, I want to take you to see my father. He said sure lets go!! He got up and started walking sideways.
She said, I thought you were a special crab, last night you were walking straight as an arrow. He replied. I can't be that drunk all the time.
She said, I thought you were a special crab, last night you were walking straight as an arrow. He replied. I can't be that drunk all the time.