Craig in Alabama
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<center> A cab picks up this Nun. When the Nun gets in she can't help but notice that the handsome cab driver keeps staring at her. She asks "my son is there something wrong?" No, sister says the cab driver but I must confess that ever since I was a young boy I have always wanted to kiss a Nun. A bit shocked the Nun thinks for a moment and then says, "well we can remedy that on 2 conditions...1 is that you are single and 2 that you are Catholic." The cab driver says Yes, Yes, I am single and Catholic. The Nun then say turn into this alley. She then proceeds to lay a kiss on the cab driver that would make even Satan blush. They then head on their way when the cab driver starts crying. The Nun says " whats wrong my child?" and the cabbie says..I'm sorry but I have lied..not only am I married but I am also Jewish. The Nun replied " don't worry my child..my name is Ed and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party at my Hardware store."
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