Three southern "good'ol boys" were working on a cell phone tower - Bubba, Cooter, and Earnest. Earnest falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bubba says, "Someone should go and tell Earnest's wife."
Cooter says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, Cooter comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Bubba says, "Where did you get that, Cooter?"
"Earnest's wife gave it to me," Cooter replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
"Well, not exactly", Cooter says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, You must be Earnest's widow'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
And I said, "I'll betcha a case of Bud you are".
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bubba says, "Someone should go and tell Earnest's wife."
Cooter says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, Cooter comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Bubba says, "Where did you get that, Cooter?"
"Earnest's wife gave it to me," Cooter replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
"Well, not exactly", Cooter says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, You must be Earnest's widow'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
And I said, "I'll betcha a case of Bud you are".
