It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable; now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.
As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters always point the same direction as you.
When I was young I used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.
As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters always point the same direction as you.
When I was young I used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?