Since it's too cold to almost anything else, I thought I'd try to grow hair on my bald dome: I mixed some Rogaine with 5-10-10 garden fertilizer and some ground-up vitamin pills and slopped that mess on my head, wrapped it with a rubber sheet and went to bed last night, little expecting the excellent results! See the attached photo for my new appearance. Our phone has gone absolutely wild -- Reggae bands are clamoring for me to join them... I just might agree to do that, if they'll title me "De' Rasta Geezer!" My agent wants 10%, though -- is that customary?
I hope you all bear this in mind in case of possible future hair loss.
I hope you all bear this in mind in case of possible future hair loss.