Seniors texting code...........

[Wayne in BC]

Since more of us Seniors are texting and tweeting,
there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
I thought this might be of assistance to you.


A T D : At The Doctor's
B F F : Best Friend Farted
B T W : Bring The Wheelchair
B Y O T : Bring Your Own Teeth
C B M : Covered By Medicare
C Y A T S C : See You At The Senior Center
D W I : Driving While Incontinent
F W B B : Friend With Beta Blockers
F W I W : Forgot Where I Was
F Y I : Found Your Insulin
G G P B L : Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
G H A : Got Heartburn Again
H G B M : Had Good Bowel Movement
I M H A O : Is My Hearing Aid On
L M D O : Laughing My Dentures Out
L O L : Living On Lipitor
L W O : Lawrence Welk's On
O M M R : On My Massage Recliner
O M S G : Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
R O T F L : A C G U : Rolling On The Floor Laughing, And Can't Get Up
S G G P : Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
T T Y L : Talk To You Louder
W A I T T : Who Am I Talking To?
W T F A : Wet The Furniture Again
W T P : Where's The Prunes?
W W N O : Walker Wheels Need Oil

 

[Royal]

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