Senior Dress Code ......

[Ed SW Fla]

There are quite a few of us on this forum who should pay close attention to the following dress code for seniors.

> SENIOR DRESS CODE
>
> Many of us 'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50,
> or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should
> present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image
> we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we
> try to Conform to current fashions. Despite what you may
> have seen on the streets.

> The following combinations DO NOT go together And should
> be avoided:
>
> 1. A nose ring and bifocals.
>
> 2. Spiked hair and bald spots.
>
> 3. A pierced tongue and dentures.
>
> 4. Miniskirts and support hose.
>
> 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads.
>
> 6.. Speedos and cellulite.
>
> 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.
>
> 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.
>
> 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.
>
> 10. Bikinis and liver spots.
>
> 11. Short shorts and varicose veins.

> 12. Inline skates and a walker.
>
>
> And last, but not least...my personal favorite
>
> 13. Thongs and Depends

 

[Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska]

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[Jeff SC]

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[therick]

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[nascarbowl]

That is a thong, I thought it was security string for the depends to keep them in place!?!

 

[Craig in Alabama]

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[Jeff SC]

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[Elson(La)]

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[Ralph In CT]

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[Craig in Alabama]

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[SANDRAT]

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