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Seems that Ed is up to no good again :lol:

.... took the perky Nancy and our two dogs on a "road trip" Sunday ( which is what we say to the dogs when they get to go with us ) yesterday to a nursery to go buy some Florida stock rose bushes. Can't plant no Yankee rose bushes here and expect them to live more than a year or two.

I know I didn't release nasty odors in the car, and the perky Nancy disavowed the horrible smell too ... so that left Jake and Jackie to take the blame. Kinda brought tears to my eyes ... several times ... gotta check what food those two are eating. NASTY! Jake had the most guilty look but Jackie was trying very hard to look innocent. I report, you decide.
 
........of one of my past jobs where the CEO insisted on having his large dog at corporate management meetings. These were big serious high dollar meetings and this dog would go under the table and fart up a storm... We'd be sitting there with our eyes watering trying not to gag .... and hoping the highly important meeting would end soon .....
which it never did... :rofl:
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also reminds me of a joke...
kid shows up to pick up a girl for a date.
girls dad tells him to sit in the chair by the dog while he asks him some questions.
While the kid is sitting there he lets one slip......phhhiiirrt
The dad looks up and yells at the dog....... fido !
a while later the kid lets another on go.......... phhhiiirrt
once again dad yells........ FIDO
kid figures this is Ok .... pop thinks it's the dog
So the kid lets a big one go ppphhiiirrrrpppp
The dad looks up once again and yells....
Fido get the hell away from that kid before he craps all over you !!!
 
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