Dark In Here
>
>A wife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at
>work.
>The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them and hides in the
>bedroom closet to watch.
>Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home.
>She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy
>is already in there.
>The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
>The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
>Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
>Man: 'That's nice'
>Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
>Man: 'No, thanks.'
>Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
>Man: 'OK, how much?'
>Boy: '$250'
>
>Weeks later, it happens that the boy and the lover find themselves
>in the closet again.
>Boy: 'Dark in here.'
>Man: 'Yes, it is.'
>Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
>The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
>Boy: '$750'
>Man: 'Sold'
>
>A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's
>go outside and have a game of catch.'
>The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'
>The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
>Boy: '$1,000'
>The Dad says, 'That's terrible to rip off your friends like
>that...that is way more than those two things cost I'm taking you to
church, to
>confession'
>
>In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to the confessional
>and closes the door.
>The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
>The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet
>now.'
>
>A wife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at
>work.
>The 9-year old son comes home early, sees them and hides in the
>bedroom closet to watch.
>Unexpectedly, the woman's husband also comes home.
>She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy
>is already in there.
>The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
>The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
>Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
>Man: 'That's nice'
>Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
>Man: 'No, thanks.'
>Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
>Man: 'OK, how much?'
>Boy: '$250'
>
>Weeks later, it happens that the boy and the lover find themselves
>in the closet again.
>Boy: 'Dark in here.'
>Man: 'Yes, it is.'
>Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
>The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
>Boy: '$750'
>Man: 'Sold'
>
>A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's
>go outside and have a game of catch.'
>The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'
>The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
>Boy: '$1,000'
>The Dad says, 'That's terrible to rip off your friends like
>that...that is way more than those two things cost I'm taking you to
church, to
>confession'
>
>In church, the Dad makes sure the boy goes in to the confessional
>and closes the door.
>The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
>The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet
>now.'