A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a rodent trap. Ewwwww! She was repulsed and quickly started to move on.
The frog cried out to her, "Please, my dear...If you will but release me from this trap, I swear to grant you three magic wishes!"
The woman, though still thinking the frog rather disgusting, knelt down, figured out the release mechanism and freed the frog. Upon which the frog looked up and said, "Thank you, I am most grateful and will not fail upon my promise. Tell me, are you married?"
The woman replied to the affirmative to which the frog informed her, "In that case, I failed to mention a major condition to your wishes being granted. You see, whatever you wish for, your husband will get tenfold!"
The woman said, "Oh, that's okay."
So, for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You DO realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock?"
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZZAM! - She's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will also be ten times richer than you.
"The woman said, "That's okay, because legally what's mine is his and what's his is mine equally." So, KAZZAM! - She's now the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third and final wish, and, after much silent consideration, she answered, "I think I'd like to have a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!
ATTENTION Female Readers: This is the end of the joke for you... You are to stop reading here and continue to smile and feeling good.
NOTE to Male Readers: Please scroll down for your ending and moral of the story.
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As you have probably already figured out, the husband had a heart attack...ten times milder than his wife!
Moral of the story: Women only THINK they're really smart (even as the picture below illustrates). Let them continue to do so, keep your mouth shut and enjoy the show!
[attachment 11374 Poker-woman.jpg]
PS: If you ARE a woman and ARE still reading this; it only goes to show that women will NEVER listen!
The frog cried out to her, "Please, my dear...If you will but release me from this trap, I swear to grant you three magic wishes!"
The woman, though still thinking the frog rather disgusting, knelt down, figured out the release mechanism and freed the frog. Upon which the frog looked up and said, "Thank you, I am most grateful and will not fail upon my promise. Tell me, are you married?"
The woman replied to the affirmative to which the frog informed her, "In that case, I failed to mention a major condition to your wishes being granted. You see, whatever you wish for, your husband will get tenfold!"
The woman said, "Oh, that's okay."
So, for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You DO realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock?"
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZZAM! - She's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will also be ten times richer than you.
"The woman said, "That's okay, because legally what's mine is his and what's his is mine equally." So, KAZZAM! - She's now the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third and final wish, and, after much silent consideration, she answered, "I think I'd like to have a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!
ATTENTION Female Readers: This is the end of the joke for you... You are to stop reading here and continue to smile and feeling good.
NOTE to Male Readers: Please scroll down for your ending and moral of the story.
.
.
.
.
As you have probably already figured out, the husband had a heart attack...ten times milder than his wife!
Moral of the story: Women only THINK they're really smart (even as the picture below illustrates). Let them continue to do so, keep your mouth shut and enjoy the show!
[attachment 11374 Poker-woman.jpg]
PS: If you ARE a woman and ARE still reading this; it only goes to show that women will NEVER listen!