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Stinky

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Last weekend I saw something at The Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was my wife's 34th birthday and I was looking for a little something for Heather. What I came across was a 1,000,000 volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety
 
DUDE!!! I cannot stop *&&*%^*# Laughing....:rofl:
All the money in Fort Knox would not make me taze myself....too darn funny...
Face it...Your nutz are history...Never shall they return....:nono:
 
I cannot type due to the shudders of laughter...this is the funniest thing I have read in a while. I could almost feel my cajones twinging a little bit as I read that.
I have a slight clue where your nutz may be....those cats have swatted them under the fridge or into a heat/AC register...I have to agree w/BH "never shall they return" :lmfao:
 
Your wife (life insurance beneficiary) should be very proud (laughing hysterically) that her husband was so concerned (stupid and bored) with her safety (yea,right) that he laid his life (testicles) on the line for her. (Why is there no mention beer drinking?) Funniest d***d thing i've read here so far!

HH, twalton:clapping:
 
I did not think I was going to be able to finish reading your post because I kept having to stop from laughing so hard. I enjoyed the story and believe it all to be true. I worked for 20 yrs as a civilian in law enforcement and have seen the videos and heard all the stories from the use of tasers.

Thanks so much for sharing.
 
Oh my god, what a crack up. I am in Australia and this is the best laugh I have had in a long time, in fact I nearly wet myself. It sounds like you did that and more. Thanks for sharing and putting a smile on a lot of faces. P.S. Hope you find your nuts, although a metal detector won't be useful for that.
 
Laughing my butt off over sillygirl's comment too...:rofl:
Nope...A metal detector won't help much there, unless you had balls of steel...:lol:
Amazing how a few transformers and capacitors can ramp up 3V to over 10,000V...Batteries only last for about 2 shots though.


HH,

BH-LandStar
 
Stinky, that was some funny stuff! I started laughing like a little girl at a slumber party, tried wiping my tears and spilled coffee on my lap. Thanks! :lmfao:
 
Laughed my guts out dude!!! Thanks for sharing your experience, sure hope for the wife's sake you find your nuts!!! HH regards Nugget.:clapping:
 
Just got home from work and read your post. After a day I had I really needed that LOL. I just thought to myself even on one of my most drinkest nights would I ever do something like that. CLASSIC. Thanks for the laugh.
 
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