Religious Truths :D

[Royal]

Four Religious Truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people;

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah;

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
World; and

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters and will kill for that last piece of chicken

 

[butch...ar]

and most of them refuse to speak to me coming out of or going into the beer joint

 

[Art SC]

We don't complain nor point fingers as long as momma's bringing in a paycheck and the leftovers!