Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska
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Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower - Cooter, Bubba and Clem.
As they start their descent Clem slips, falls off the tower and is
killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bubba says, "Well, I reckon someone should go and tell his wife."
Cooter says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Bubba says, "Where did you get that beer, Cooter
"Clem's wife gave it to me," Cooter replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Cooter says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Clem's widow'."
She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
As they start their descent Clem slips, falls off the tower and is
killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bubba says, "Well, I reckon someone should go and tell his wife."
Cooter says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Bubba says, "Where did you get that beer, Cooter
"Clem's wife gave it to me," Cooter replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Cooter says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Clem's widow'."
She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."