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Redneck Lent...............

Wayne in BC

New member
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
> cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic, and
> since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The
> delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
> problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
> priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a
> Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended
> Mass...and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You
> were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist but now you are a Catholic.'
>
>
> Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and
> the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The
> Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into
> Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped
> and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle
> of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and
> chanted: 'You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a
> catfish.'
 
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in his town it was almost impossible to get birth control pills because the Catholics were all buying them up for their arthritis's:rofl:
 
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