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The Lone Ranger & Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After
they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some
hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe,
look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see
millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone
Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it
tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it
appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" Tonto is silent for a
moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber then buffalo Turds .
Someone has stolen tent."
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After
they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some
hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe,
look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see
millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone
Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it
tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it
appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" Tonto is silent for a
moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber then buffalo Turds .
Someone has stolen tent."