> A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a
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> party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy,
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> the only redneck in the neighborhood.
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> He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
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> Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters
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> and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
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> At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft
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> man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who
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> has the nerve to jump in."
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> The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud
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> splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
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> Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was
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> jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head
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> butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator
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> through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
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> The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and
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> the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the
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> gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then
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> slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in
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> disbelief.
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> Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
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> "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
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> The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the
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> bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
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> "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
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> The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing.
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> How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
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> Again Leroy said no.
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> Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
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> Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool.
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> party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy,
>
> the only redneck in the neighborhood.
>
>
>
> He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
>
> Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters
>
> and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
>
>
>
> At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft
>
> man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who
>
> has the nerve to jump in."
>
>
>
> The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud
>
> splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
>
>
>
> Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was
>
> jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head
>
> butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator
>
> through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
>
>
>
> The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and
>
> the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the
>
> gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then
>
> slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in
>
> disbelief.
>
>
>
> Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
>
>
>
> "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
>
>
>
> The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the
>
> bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
>
>
>
> "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
>
>
>
> The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing.
>
>
> How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
>
>
>
> Again Leroy said no.
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>
>
> Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
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>
>
> Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool.
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