Quote of the Day

[alienbogey]

I was surf detecting off a beach in Maui today and an older woman came sort-of-swimming by. She stopped to look at what I was doing.

"What's that?"

"A metal detector."

"Really? Find anything good?"

"Not so far."

"It's probably detecting my hip."

 

[Cupajo]

 

[Auriemma]

Dude... Sounds like she was hitting on you.

 

[scoopjohnb]

n/t

 

[fongu]

Sounds like a mutual attraction.