Pirate Story .....

[Ed SW Fla]

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in
a while. What happened? You look terrible.'

'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

Bartender: 'Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'

Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off, then got fitted with a hook. I'm fine,really.'

Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'

Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over I looked up and
one of them "dumped" in my eye.'

'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird dump.'

Pirate: 'Nah, it was me first day with the hook.......'

 

[Ralph In CT]

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[Craig in Alabama]

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[Brian(upstateNY)]

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[Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska]

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[Ed SW Fla]

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[therick]

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[Elson(La)]

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[General Ray]

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