OTF....Funny Bumper stickers :devil:

[Bill Ladd]

Yea, I know...I still have not scanned those measley finds yet (or finished my bathroom or parents house if ya wanna get technical). So, in the meantime here's some entertainment. Hopefully no one finds any of these offensive.... fftopic:

>>>>>>>>>bumper stickers that everyone wants to see.....

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an *%@&%!*&

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called ... they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Hang up and drive!!

Welcome to America ... now speak English

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger :thebird:
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits
With An Unarmed Person.
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(The following bumper sticker was Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This,
Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
Admits He is Lost?
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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I am the Queen! I know this because it says so in my panty hose!
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AND Lastly:

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS
BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED,
AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

 

[Bugar In. USA]

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[Bill Ladd]

I sorta like the "photographic memory" one.....

 

[Jackpine Savage]

n/t

 

[DonM]

Two of my favorites that I have seen:


Support mental health or I'll kill you


Wanna get laid - crawl up a chicken's ass (rear)and wait.

 

[Tony (NC)]

.....and I want one...... "Fat people are harder to kidnap"

 

[Bill Ladd]

n/t