Irreverent Easter in Canada! Three blonde's died and found
themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the
Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented. The first blond, an
American, said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we
give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her
to Hell. The second blond, a Brit, said, "Easter is when we celebrate
Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he
banished her to Hell. The third blond, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter
was, and St. Peter said, "So, tell me." She said, "Easter is a Christian
holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was
having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and
the Romans arrested Him.
The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried
Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ... " St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry
good." Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the
boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks
of hockey." St. Peter fainted.
themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the
Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented. The first blond, an
American, said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we
give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her
to Hell. The second blond, a Brit, said, "Easter is when we celebrate
Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he
banished her to Hell. The third blond, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter
was, and St. Peter said, "So, tell me." She said, "Easter is a Christian
holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was
having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and
the Romans arrested Him.
The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried
Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ... " St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry
good." Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the
boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks
of hockey." St. Peter fainted.
