One for Butch! .........don't look Sunny.........

[Wayne in BC]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed
reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the
question....

> > WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get
> married again?"

> > HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
> >
> > WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
> >
> > HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
> >
> > WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
> >
> > HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
> >
> > WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
> >
> > HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
> >
> > WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
> >
> > HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
> >
> > WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
> >
> > HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
> >
> > WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
> >
> > HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
> >
> > WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
> >
> > HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to
> do."
> >
> > WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
> >
> > HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
> >
> > WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
> >
> > HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
> >
> > WIFE: -- silence --
> >
> > HUSBAND: "sh*t."

 

[Sunny]

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[Kelley (Texas)]

while you are within reach of him while visiting Mike and Alice. Once you get back to Arkansas, he will return to normal because you will be too far away to do anything to him!

Say, did you know that they have the same type of brooms in Canada as in Arkansas? You should feel right at home! Also, you might want to go by Wal-Mart and get a pair of shoes because it gets colder up there. While Mike and Alice do have chickens for you to play with, they also have dogs as normal pets! Please have a great day! Kelley (Texas)

 

[Wayne in BC]

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[Wayne in BC]

i hear they are good for you.......i think it was a girl who told me that

 

[Sunny]

I would for sure have to come visit you and teach you some respect! As for the broom????? No thanks, I like riding the one I have!

 

[Sunny]

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[Sunny]

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