Sister Mary Margaret Goes to Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation. Something a bit unique to this Hooters was that every once in a while, and at irregular intervals, the lights would turn off for a moment or so. Each time the lights flickered out, the whole place would erupt into loud cheers, hoots and applause.
However, when the revelers saw the nun enter the place, the entire room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please use your restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, Sister, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way. I
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation. Something a bit unique to this Hooters was that every once in a while, and at irregular intervals, the lights would turn off for a moment or so. Each time the lights flickered out, the whole place would erupt into loud cheers, hoots and applause.
However, when the revelers saw the nun enter the place, the entire room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please use your restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, Sister, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way. I