Top ten words and phrases to avoid when asking for permission.
#10. "I have been casing your home for several weeks now.."
#9. "Finders keepers, loosers weepers"
#8. "Do you press charges?"
#7. "It will probably grow back"
#6. "You know, the best coins are most likely UNDER you sidewalk"
#5. "What sledgehammer?"
#4. "Or else"
#3. "When I was in the slammer"
#2. "But the police could never prove it"
#1. "Backhoe"
#10. "I have been casing your home for several weeks now.."
#9. "Finders keepers, loosers weepers"
#8. "Do you press charges?"
#7. "It will probably grow back"
#6. "You know, the best coins are most likely UNDER you sidewalk"
#5. "What sledgehammer?"
#4. "Or else"
#3. "When I was in the slammer"
#2. "But the police could never prove it"
#1. "Backhoe"