Old ain't dumb!
>
> A strong young man at a construction site was bragging
> that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a
> special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
>
> After several minutes, the older worker had enough.
>
> 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,'
> he said. 'I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something
> in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able
> to wheel back.'
>
> 'You're on, old man,' the braggart replied. 'Let's see you do
> it.'
>
> The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by
> the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said,
>
> 'All right, Dumb Ass, get in.'
>
> A strong young man at a construction site was bragging
> that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a
> special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
>
> After several minutes, the older worker had enough.
>
> 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,'
> he said. 'I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something
> in a wheelbarrow over to that building that you won't be able
> to wheel back.'
>
> 'You're on, old man,' the braggart replied. 'Let's see you do
> it.'
>
> The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by
> the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said,
>
> 'All right, Dumb Ass, get in.'