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Oh my gosh!! Wayne is gonna ban me for sure but this is for Fred!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

Royal

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This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who
called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time,
chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and
rekindling a little of that 'old magic.' I was flabbergasted.

'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now,' I said, 'I'm a bit older
and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really
have the energy I used to have.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my lack of muscle
tone...stuff sagging, my teeth not as white and jowls like a Great Dane!

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that
tubby, gray-haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a
great lover.

Then she giggled, 'I've put on quite a bit of weight myself!'


So I told her to get lost!
 
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