Off topic-Gator attack in Fl.

[fongu]

Florida woman stops alligator attack with a small Beretta pistol.


This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? A Beretta Jetfire testimonial.... Here is her story in her own words:

"While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside of The Villages with my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25 caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today! Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took....

The 'gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. It's one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus the amount I saved in lawyer’s fees was really incredible.

Don't show this to the wife if you are planning a divorce...Lol

 

[John(Tx)]

Dave and his wife, Melanie, were driving home one very cold night in
Wisconsin , when Melanie yells at him to stop the car. Melanie jumps
out and picks up a little bundle that was laying in the road.

She brings it back to the car and it turns out it was a baby skunk.
It was barely alive, but very cold. Melanie says, "It's nearly frozen
to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

Dave says, "Okay, get in the car with it."

"Where shall I put it to keep it warm?

"Put it between your legs. It ought to be nice and warm there."

Melanie says, "But what about the smell?" "Just hold his little nose."

Dave is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene. lol

 

[fongu]

Lord have mercy, that poor little skunk. Hope Dave doesn't get near the water....Lol..

 

[pasttom]

In the first story the woman got a fortune in the second not a scent!

 

[metalfun]

Ok that reminds me of one.Lady goes to the gynocolagist The Dr says my goodness you have the biggest ----- Ive ever seen.She returns home crying and decides to put a mirror on the floor to see for herself.While she is trying to straddell the mirror her husband walks in and says What on earth are you doing?She replied Learning a new dance.He said well be sure to not step in that hole you might break a leg.

 

[fongu]

metalfun, I bet he's still in the dog house, unless she is walking the lake with him. lol