... neither one knew each other but started panhandling the same traffic intersection.
After a long day, Juan walks back to the Salvation Army mission where he's been staying. He looks up to see Pedro driving by in a brand new BMW all tricked out.
The next day Juan walks over to where Pedro was parking his BMW and asks him where he stole the car.
Pedro said, "That's my car, I bought it. My wife drives a brand new Lexus SUV, we live in a $565,000 house with a swimming pool, my kids all go to the very best private school and I have almost $750,000 in CD's and cash. Don't you just love America?"
Juan asked Pedro, "You telling me you got rich by panhandling? How come I don't get rich too? We both are dressed alike, we look an awful lot alike, and we work the same hours at the same intersection."
Pedro asked to look at Juan's sign then says, "Juan, you might want to consider changing your sign to be more like mine."
After a long day, Juan walks back to the Salvation Army mission where he's been staying. He looks up to see Pedro driving by in a brand new BMW all tricked out.
The next day Juan walks over to where Pedro was parking his BMW and asks him where he stole the car.
Pedro said, "That's my car, I bought it. My wife drives a brand new Lexus SUV, we live in a $565,000 house with a swimming pool, my kids all go to the very best private school and I have almost $750,000 in CD's and cash. Don't you just love America?"
Juan asked Pedro, "You telling me you got rich by panhandling? How come I don't get rich too? We both are dressed alike, we look an awful lot alike, and we work the same hours at the same intersection."
Pedro asked to look at Juan's sign then says, "Juan, you might want to consider changing your sign to be more like mine."
[size=large]I Need $10 More
To return To Mexico[/size]
To return To Mexico[/size]