Newfoundland Sausage
'In what aisle could I find da Newfoundland sausage?'
The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you from Newfoundland?'
The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let
me ask ya somethin'. If I had asked ya fer Italian sausage would
ya ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked fer German
bratwurst, would ya ask me if I was German? Or if I asked
fer a kosher hot dog would ya ask me if I was Jewish? Or
if I had asked fer a Taco would ya ask if I was Mexican?
Would ya? Would ya?'
The clerk says, 'Well, no!'
'If I asked fer some Irish whiskey, would ya ask if I was
Irish?'
'Well, I probably wouldn't!'
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well
den, why did ya ask me if I'm frum Newfoundland just because I
asked fer Newfoundland sausage?'
The clerk replies, 'Because you're at Home Depot.'
'In what aisle could I find da Newfoundland sausage?'
The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you from Newfoundland?'
The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let
me ask ya somethin'. If I had asked ya fer Italian sausage would
ya ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked fer German
bratwurst, would ya ask me if I was German? Or if I asked
fer a kosher hot dog would ya ask me if I was Jewish? Or
if I had asked fer a Taco would ya ask if I was Mexican?
Would ya? Would ya?'
The clerk says, 'Well, no!'
'If I asked fer some Irish whiskey, would ya ask if I was
Irish?'
'Well, I probably wouldn't!'
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well
den, why did ya ask me if I'm frum Newfoundland just because I
asked fer Newfoundland sausage?'
The clerk replies, 'Because you're at Home Depot.'
