Newbes & Vets beware-- It's the season for

[Dancer]

The Metal Detecting Groupies ! Yes thats right - Don't worry about the Deer Ticks, these Groupies can flat out ruin your life. They are worst than the Sirins that tryed to Lure Jason onto the hidden reefs. they come in all ages, I'm being hounded by the 60 & over ones now. Last one at a park [ dressed in a short tennis outfit ] wanted me to find her ring. I asked Where abouts did you lose it? With a cute smile she says "Up in my pool" Why don't you come up tonight? There I am with my wedding band wondering what this hunt could cost me? It hurt, but I had to decline. Yeah, they come running up and want to know what machine your using? What you have found ?
They flount, flirt, & tease ! So if your Banded, run & don't look back. But if your single..........

 

[Justin E]

It means you're probably young enough to run even quicker!

 

[Joel-Winnipeg]

Dress like a bum and use skunk perfume ..

 

[Sven]

It's big, red hot in color with teasing red LED lights that go from side to side. lures them in, captivates them and interupts my time alotted for hunting.
At least they aren't grabbing......not sure if I want to take this machine beach hunting.

 

[Leslie(nova scotia)]

n/t

 

[fongu]

I don't have that problem myself. Usually when they see me stumbling around, they ask me where I put my crutches or wheelchair and offer to go find them for me. lol Then they get on the scanner and see if anybody's missing from the old folks home. Maybe some of these groupies will take up a collection for some Viagra and ask me to find their ring for them. LOL.
Even tho I will turn 60 this year, I have a 90 year old bladder and 100 year old back. It's not the years that gets you, it's the miles. HH.
Then there was the lady on the internet who wanted to go metal detecting with me and I thought I had it all set up, but she met this guy with a bigger coil on his metal detector and that was that. I got a dear Fongu letter.

 

[slingshot]

Yeah, the "hot" yellow on my Ace sends the babes my way. And the "kabong" sends chills down their spines. It's a tough world.

 

[GeorgeinSC]

I didn't know that I was that danged ugly until I started metal detecting. Even little children go the other way when they see me swinging a coil. The only "Ladies" that even look my way all are over 80 and hobbling around real slow like. After a good look they turn and hobble along a lot faster.

 

[fongu]

The less attention I attract, the better I like it. Stealth metal detector guy, that's me.

 

[slingshot]

The less attention I attract, the better I like it. Stealth metal detector guy, that's me.

Have you ever wondered why a mfg. wouldn't make a detector that looks like a walking cane? I've posted about it for 10 years and no one listens.