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A husband asked his wife what she would like for her birthday. She said she wanted something exciting. She told him she would like something that would go from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds! He said is that all? Yep, she said, that would be what I would Like. The next morning on her birthday he gave her the present, a set of bathroom scales!
since we're on a diet here be nice to have an accurate scale. I don't put much use in a scale but I see I need new clothes since I have a hard time keeping these pants from sliding off me. I worry I'm going to start looking like those people who wear their pants so we can see more than who made their skivies or even it they are or aren't wearing any.
