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Never trust a Lawyer :D

Royal

Well-known member
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzio, has cheated

him out of 10 million bucks..



His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the

first place. It was assumed that Enzio would hear nothing that he

might have to testify about in court.



When the Godfather goes to confront Enzio about his missing $10

million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The

Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is

that he embezzled from me."



The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzio where the money is.



Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The

lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are

talking about."



The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzio's temple and

says, "Ask him again!"



The lawyer signs to Enzio, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him.."



Enzio signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,

buried behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !"



The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"



The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the stones to pull the trigger."
 
n/t
 
Did I tell you I married a Sicilian?:cool:

Visited there once too.

Interesting experience (The visit and the marriage!):thumbup:

CJ
 
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