Need a new answering machine greeting?

[scubadetector]

Hello!! Please leave a message after the beep. I am making changes in my life. If I don't return your call, your one of the changes.



Sorry he/she is not available right now, this is his/her refrigerator. Please talk slowly and I will write the message on a sticky note and post it on my door.

 

[Ed SW Fla]

... Hello, this is the residence of (insert your first name here). I am Officer Jones of the (Your area's) Police Department.

This call is being traced and recorded.

(Your first name) is being investigated for multiple heinous crimes involving one or more of (his / her) friends or fellow workers.

Please leave your name, number and short message so that we may more quickly contact you as part of our investigation.

 

[Ma Betty in MO]

Good ones SD!! ;lol; My youngest daughter when younger would leave a voice mail...something like this! Hello you have reached this number and hope you have a good day, for mine isn't...the baby's crying, the food is burned and etc. My sister-in-law and I always laughed when we heard the message! Ma Betty

 

[Ma Betty in MO]

n/t

 

[Elson(La)]

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