Navy guys, and maybe Coastguard:poke: ............

[Wayne in BC]

The Chief noticed a new seaman one day... and barked at him, "Get over
here!" "What is your name?" was the first thing the Chief asked the
new guy.

"Paul," the new guy replied.

The Chief scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart,
liberal pansy stuff they're teaching Sailors in bootcamp today, but I
don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that
leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last
name only: Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. I am to be referred to
only as Chief. Do I make myself clear?"

"Aye, aye, Chief!"

"Good! Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed.... and said, "Darling. My name is Paul Darling,
Chief!"

"Okay.............. Paul,........ here's what I want you to do...

 

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[Wayne in BC]

there have been ummmm ........hush hush stories about sailors sex lives with no women around for many years and can you imagine one sailor calling another one darling? end of lesson, there may be a test so you best call Willy for the answers or maybe call Rob for the book

 

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[Paul (AR)]

and that's the first Chief joke I have ever read. It's good and I liked it, it sure brings back fond memories of my 25 years in the Navy. Thanks Wayne.

 

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[Sunny]

you been? Haven't seen you on the forum in a while! Went fishing today on Ouachita with Arkie. We forgot to take our kites!!!!

 

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