Bottomfeeder
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I asked her. where should I go? She said " Get out of my hair," "get out from under my feet". "Go hunt your brains out".
Well.........being an obedient husband, I started cleaning out my van, to repack it for a trip to.......................................................................................SOUTH BEACH in MIAMI FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that girl mean, or what???
I said " what about the gas prices"? She said, "GO".
I asked, "how will you get along without me"??
After a moment of hysterical female laughter she managed to gasp "Oh, I think I can manage"
So, I called my crazy chinese lady doctor, and moved up my appointment to tomorrow morning at 10:30 a.m.
Then I will be free to hit the open road, bound for South florida, via Iowa 380 to Ia 80 to Illinois 74 to Illinois 57, then 24 to Nashville to big bad 75 clear down to the Reagan Florida turnpike and on down to the treasure coast.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I could drive it without a map.
So, no excuses, I apparently have unsettled the love of my life with my unmanly squeals of pain while looking at pictures of fabulous finds by John in So florida, Gary, Joe, and all the rest.
Its been a full two years since I was last down there, and I'm going. Julie pointed out that gas may be way high in another few weeks. hey, if it is, it is. I'll be forced to stay longer and find more gold to pay my way home.
So, stay tuned for more dramatic events as I am ejected from my home by the best wife I'll ever have.
I love that girl.
Well.........being an obedient husband, I started cleaning out my van, to repack it for a trip to.......................................................................................SOUTH BEACH in MIAMI FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that girl mean, or what???
I said " what about the gas prices"? She said, "GO".
I asked, "how will you get along without me"??
After a moment of hysterical female laughter she managed to gasp "Oh, I think I can manage"
So, I called my crazy chinese lady doctor, and moved up my appointment to tomorrow morning at 10:30 a.m.
Then I will be free to hit the open road, bound for South florida, via Iowa 380 to Ia 80 to Illinois 74 to Illinois 57, then 24 to Nashville to big bad 75 clear down to the Reagan Florida turnpike and on down to the treasure coast.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I could drive it without a map.
So, no excuses, I apparently have unsettled the love of my life with my unmanly squeals of pain while looking at pictures of fabulous finds by John in So florida, Gary, Joe, and all the rest.
Its been a full two years since I was last down there, and I'm going. Julie pointed out that gas may be way high in another few weeks. hey, if it is, it is. I'll be forced to stay longer and find more gold to pay my way home.
So, stay tuned for more dramatic events as I am ejected from my home by the best wife I'll ever have.
I love that girl.