My son told me about a conversation he had with his son recently....

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Clay: Dad, thanks to you my friends call me paranoid.
Me: Just because they are teasing you about being paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
Clay: Oh, I know.
Clay: Is grandpa paranoid?
Me: No, but he does have food and guns stashed.
Me: Look, if it helps don't think of paranoia as a condition, but a way of life.

Gotta love it

 

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