Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska
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[size=large] A former Sergeant Major, having served in Special Forces took a new job as a school teacher; but just before the school year started he injured his back.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest
students in the high school. The smart-alecky punks, having already heard the new teacher was former Special Forces were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher
opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and
promptly stapled the tie to his chest.
.....Dead silence...
He had no trouble with discipline that year.
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He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest
students in the high school. The smart-alecky punks, having already heard the new teacher was former Special Forces were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher
opened the window wide and sat down at his desk.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and
promptly stapled the tie to his chest.
.....Dead silence...
He had no trouble with discipline that year.
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