Mike (Virginia Beach)
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So I'm on my way to the beach this morning at about 5:45...maybe 10 minutes away from actually swinging the coil...for a 7:50 AM low tide. I'm heading to the Virginia Beach ocean front in my '97 Ford Explorer. There aren't many cars on the road at this time on Sunday morning and at this particular time, just me on the eastbound interstate a couple of miles from the beach, in the 2nd lane of four lanes on my side. I'm doing about 62 in a 55. And here comes a guy in a Jeep Cherokee coming up behind me in my same lane. And hauling bloody ass too. As he bore down on me, I thought..."surely he's going to change lanes..." Nope. He slammed right into the back of me, doing I would say 80 miles an hour. He couldn't have hit me more directly in the rear if he had used survey instruments to plot it. And he hit me HARD. It knocked my Explorer so hard that the Kenwood CD stereo came out of the dash and was hanging by the wires. The sound of the crash was intense and it felt like he lifted my truck off of the road. Miraculously, I wasn't hurt in the least, nor was he. My truck needs a new bumper and the vinyl bumper cover, but that's it. The Jeep didn't fare as well, though like my truck, it was completely drivable and it seemed the damage was only cosmetic. I popped my stereo back in the dash and it still worked fine.
So I pull over and get out and look at my truck and grimace at the damage and he gets out and looks and we're like "damn!" and he asks if I'm OK and I say yeah and I ask if he's OK and he says yeah. I notice that he has a windbreaker on with some patches on it, one of which says "Master SWAT Team Instructor". So now he says something like "Well, let's call it a bad day..." or similar and starts getting back in his truck. Mind you now, my bumper on my Explorer is severely damaged with two huge dents where his bumper guards impacted it and it's all smashed in and needs a new bumper. So I say "What are you doing, man?" He's like "You're OK right" Can we go now?" I say "Hell no we can't go...what are you, nuts? LOOK AT MY TRUCK, GUY...WTF is going on here?" He says "Dude...YOU hit ME!" I'm like "WHAT??? Oh, HELL no!...don't even try that." So then he's like "Can I buy you a bumper?" I said "Hell no you can't buy me a bumper...a minute ago the accident was my fault and I hit YOU, now you want to buy me a bumper? I want the cops here NOW! And things deteriorated from there, as you can imagine. I asked him if that crap on his sleeve was for real because if he was a cop then this was a pretty sorry display and quite disturbing.
So the Freeway Incident Response truck shows up and puts out cones and calls the State Troopers and they come. Just before they arrive my man pops some gum in his mouth and fires up a cigarette...big red flag there, huh? Long story short, I told the troopers what happened and I think they were pretty much believing me and I further stated that I believed him to be under the influence and they did a field sobriety test on him and it didn't look like he did too well. So they ask for his license and he gives them his ATM card and then his Virginia State ID card. So when asked, he admits to his license being suspended. Further, it's not his Jeep it's his bosses Jeep. And he has a record as long as you know what. The trooper used the term "habitual offender". So they cuffed him and stuffed him and took him away.
I got to the surf lane late for church and it was already after 7:30 and low tide by the time I was swinging and it didn't last long and was was coming back in, me about $2 richer in clad. So then I put on the Nike's and ran 6 miles up and down the boardwalk and then drove home with my trashed bumper. So the day didn't start out too well, to say the least. Later on I managed to salvage it a bit, with a nice motorcycle ride and then perhaps the best dinner I've ever had at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse with my wife and daughter, treat of my daughter for Father's Day. Oh my God, was that ever GOOD!
So that's my mostly non-metal detecting related pitiful story...
So I pull over and get out and look at my truck and grimace at the damage and he gets out and looks and we're like "damn!" and he asks if I'm OK and I say yeah and I ask if he's OK and he says yeah. I notice that he has a windbreaker on with some patches on it, one of which says "Master SWAT Team Instructor". So now he says something like "Well, let's call it a bad day..." or similar and starts getting back in his truck. Mind you now, my bumper on my Explorer is severely damaged with two huge dents where his bumper guards impacted it and it's all smashed in and needs a new bumper. So I say "What are you doing, man?" He's like "You're OK right" Can we go now?" I say "Hell no we can't go...what are you, nuts? LOOK AT MY TRUCK, GUY...WTF is going on here?" He says "Dude...YOU hit ME!" I'm like "WHAT??? Oh, HELL no!...don't even try that." So then he's like "Can I buy you a bumper?" I said "Hell no you can't buy me a bumper...a minute ago the accident was my fault and I hit YOU, now you want to buy me a bumper? I want the cops here NOW! And things deteriorated from there, as you can imagine. I asked him if that crap on his sleeve was for real because if he was a cop then this was a pretty sorry display and quite disturbing.
So the Freeway Incident Response truck shows up and puts out cones and calls the State Troopers and they come. Just before they arrive my man pops some gum in his mouth and fires up a cigarette...big red flag there, huh? Long story short, I told the troopers what happened and I think they were pretty much believing me and I further stated that I believed him to be under the influence and they did a field sobriety test on him and it didn't look like he did too well. So they ask for his license and he gives them his ATM card and then his Virginia State ID card. So when asked, he admits to his license being suspended. Further, it's not his Jeep it's his bosses Jeep. And he has a record as long as you know what. The trooper used the term "habitual offender". So they cuffed him and stuffed him and took him away.
I got to the surf lane late for church and it was already after 7:30 and low tide by the time I was swinging and it didn't last long and was was coming back in, me about $2 richer in clad. So then I put on the Nike's and ran 6 miles up and down the boardwalk and then drove home with my trashed bumper. So the day didn't start out too well, to say the least. Later on I managed to salvage it a bit, with a nice motorcycle ride and then perhaps the best dinner I've ever had at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse with my wife and daughter, treat of my daughter for Father's Day. Oh my God, was that ever GOOD!
So that's my mostly non-metal detecting related pitiful story...