slingshot said:
My Compadre is my compadre.
There are many like it, but this one is mine!
My detector is my best friend.
It is my hobby.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My detector, without me, is useless.
Without my detector, I am useless.
I must swing my detector true.
I must pinpoint more precisely than my competitor who is trying to dig more coins than me.
I must out-hunt him before he out-hunts me. I will...
My detector and I know that what counts in this hobby is not the holes that we dig, the the size of our coil, nor the tones we hear.
We know that it is the speed of our sweep.
We will find...
My detector is human, even as I, because it is an extension of my ... arm.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its TID and its control panel.
I will keep my detector clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed.
My detecor and I are the finders of wealth and history.
We are the masters of the tot lot.
We are the saviors of relics.
So be it, until victory is mine and there are no targets, but pulltabs!