$50 is $50!
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every
year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' > Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty
dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'
> One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther,
I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another
chance.'
> To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars,
and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
> The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal.
I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride
and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty
dollars.'
> Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of
fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and
over again, but still not a word.
> When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did
everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
> Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something
when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'
>
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every
year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' > Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty
dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'
> One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther,
I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another
chance.'
> To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars,
and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
> The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal.
I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride
and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty
dollars.'
> Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of
fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and
over again, but still not a word.
> When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did
everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
> Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something
when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'
>