Wayne in BC
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You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one.
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening, they turned on a night light, turned on the phone
answering machine, covered their pet parakeet and
put the cat in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a
taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the
front door to leave their house. The cat they had
put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because
she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out
to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the
cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver
to know the house will be empty for the night. She
explains to the driver that her husband will be out
soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to
my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the
cab."Sorry I took so long, "he says as they drive
away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck.
Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening, they turned on a night light, turned on the phone
answering machine, covered their pet parakeet and
put the cat in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a
taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the
front door to leave their house. The cat they had
put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because
she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out
to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the
cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver
to know the house will be empty for the night. She
explains to the driver that her husband will be out
soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to
my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the
cab."Sorry I took so long, "he says as they drive
away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck.
Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car
