Money

[Anonymous]

It can buy a House
But not a Home

It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock
But not Time

It can buy a Book
But not Knowledge

It can buy a Position
But not Respect

It can buy Medicine
But not Health

It can buy Blood
But not Life

It can buy Sex
But not Love

Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

I ACCEPT CASH, MONEY ORDERS,
PERSONAL CHECKS, CASHIERS CHECKS,
BAGS OF GOLD, BARS OF PLATINUM, ETC.

PLEASE: NO CHILDREN(OR HUSBANDS!) AS PAYMENTS.
THEY WILL BE RETURNED.

 

[Joe G]

Vicky wants to know if you take PayPal? :lol

 

[Randy Cosner]

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[Paul (AR)]

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[Mike from MI Iron Brigade]

But after I buy the stamp, there will only be about six cents left! Spend it wisely! :lol

 

[Ma Betty in MO]

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