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Mexican Oysters

Bayrat76

New member
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around
in Mexico.
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking
platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.


He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?' The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent
taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'
The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.' The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There
is only one serving per day, because there is only one bull fight each morning.. If you come
early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'


The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one
and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are
delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, Si Senor...
Sometimes the bull wins!
 
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