steve in so la
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Men in Heaven
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven,
God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines: One
line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the
other line for the men who were dominated by their women. And
I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100
miles long and in the line of men who truly were heads of their
household, there was only one man.
God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of
yourselves; I created you to be the head of your household!
You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!
Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him." God turned to
the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
he man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven,
God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines: One
line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the
other line for the men who were dominated by their women. And
I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100
miles long and in the line of men who truly were heads of their
household, there was only one man.
God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed of
yourselves; I created you to be the head of your household!
You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!
Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him." God turned to
the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
he man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
