A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. The boy continues...
"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something."
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the store. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet.
Later, Mom comes in and, while putting away the groceries, gets the "urge". A bad one. A real diarrhea run. She barely makes it to the bathroom and onto the toilet in time when SPLASH...out it comes.
When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! And she has no idea just what this big brown thing is in the bowl, so she immediately calls her doctor in obvious distress.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. After a few moments he takes out his pen and gently prods it to see what it might be when...POP! The balloon explodes and detritus is everywhere. It's on him, the walls, the floor, etc.
"Oh my gosh! Doctor! Are you all right?" the mother asks.
As he begins to wipe off his face he says, "You know...I've been in this business for over 30 years and this is the first time I've ever SEEN a fart!"
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Hi! I'm Stinky. Welcome to MY world!
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"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something."
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the store. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet.
Later, Mom comes in and, while putting away the groceries, gets the "urge". A bad one. A real diarrhea run. She barely makes it to the bathroom and onto the toilet in time when SPLASH...out it comes.
When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! And she has no idea just what this big brown thing is in the bowl, so she immediately calls her doctor in obvious distress.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. After a few moments he takes out his pen and gently prods it to see what it might be when...POP! The balloon explodes and detritus is everywhere. It's on him, the walls, the floor, etc.
"Oh my gosh! Doctor! Are you all right?" the mother asks.
As he begins to wipe off his face he says, "You know...I've been in this business for over 30 years and this is the first time I've ever SEEN a fart!"
.
Hi! I'm Stinky. Welcome to MY world!
[attachment 21524 Stinky.jpg]
