Dancer
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I was hunting in my favorite park. A small coin mine in a well to do Boro. At the time I was trying to locate a run-a-way dime in a clump of sod. Once a year I hunt around the tennis courts in hope of of locating a fly off the finger bling. Well I looked up to see who was asking & there she was the new Pres. of the Treasure Seeking Groupies. She said she noticed I had a Garrett and looked like I knew what I was doing. Unlike that lost Nimrod who hunts with a Whites, "Couldn't fine Coins in a Birdbath!" She was pretty hot in her early 60's, might have had a little work done on her too! I asked her, " Where might you lose something, if you did?" Maybe around my pool,thats my home up there. Well her [home] was a Giant Graystone sitting on a hill in the Clouds. My brain started going Humma- humma humma!! Than I hear Dancer! Dancer You sleeping down there? How much did you find today? Nine dollars & 44 cent. "Wow, We can go out for Lobsters!" she said. Now wash up, dinners ready! Humma- humma humma!